Tag: jokes
no one has ever gotten me like LinneaBot gets me
the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in our back yard and got in it
He just knows that not mating is the final bulwark between him and death.
happy v day
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thesaddestchorusgirlintheworld:
This copyrighted stock photo is actually just a candid of me relaxing and having fun in my spare time
This was a life changing paragraph
Every time I go on a first date with a white cis straight man, Quentin Tarantino seems to come up and I inevitably accidentally spend half an hour getting really indignant and pissed off talking about how much I hate the violent masc revenge fantasy genre and how Inglorious Bastards and Django are even worse the the run of the mill male savior film because they use the suffering of marginalized, raped, enslaved, and murdered peoples to prop up their own narcissistic bullshit. Naturally, I don’t go on many second dates.
louise gluck from meadowlands
self portrait of girl as google account history pt 2.: seasonal depression version
Little Bristling Soul 